Plaintiff seeks $99 billion dollars, a public warning system if defendants appear on television, and an order that defendants register as sex offenders. Plaintiff complains that the actions of defendants have caused irreversible damage to his mind and made him sick. Plaintiff further alleges that he is afraid to use airport restrooms because Senator Craig might be lurking in the restroom stalls soliciting sex by attempting to play "footsie" with unknown male patrons while relieving themselves.